If you want to be truly happy, you should choose a lady who can understand you. She should be happy for having a guy like you in her life. Also, that lady should know how to perfectly accept all your imperfections.

Down-to-earth kind of gal but would still position myself on top of you. Innocent face with a dirty mouth, that's who I am. Don't be decieved, I will bite, scratch, and be as loud as I fucking want in the bedroom.

I have a big and thick knob that will surely make anyone gag and choke from sucking it. Also, my jubblies are big enough to be cupped whole by any lad. Anyway, if you are interested in being with someone who has feminine and masculine features at the...

Currently, my life is as dull as ditchwater and I do not want someone who can make it even duller. What I want instead is a fine bloke who can lift my spirits up and who can make me chuffed by his jokes or maybe by his manky thoughts too.

I haven't been in a relationship for quite some time now that I am slowly forgetting how it feels like to have a lad loyal to me. I don't have any regrets living the life of whore. However, I would like to put all that in the past now. I want to be i...