Treat me as a sexual unicorn who is the most sexually aroused creature in the planet. Say the magic word, and I'm all yours. You can toss and turn me around as you please my master. I'm pretty flexible.

I'm not a princess you need to treat with so much love. I'm a queen who needs to be filled with your lust. Talk dirty to me as you drill and screw me. Let's reach the end of the rainbow through an explosive orgasm.

Ever since I was young, I have always learned that my heart, body, and soul is a woman. And that’s the reason why I decided to have my jubblies enhanced. Now, I am happy with how big they are and I’m sure there will be lads here who will be happy...

The oddest item I own would have to be the vintage dial telephone that my great grandmother used to own. It still works and it's one of my favourite things in my flat. Am also thankful that it does not record calls, because my ancestors might be roll...

Just one funny babe who never fails to make any lad laugh like a drain whenever they hear my jokes. Aside from my great sense of humour, I also have great skills in turning soft and asleep knobs into hard and throbbing ones.