I may not have a fanny like the one that the real girls have but at least, I have gigantic thrupney bits that will surely give blokes the satisfaction they need. I am also confident that my sweet ass is already enough to make any bloke cum.

I can't help but feel a little bit offended when a lad reads this but doesn't send me anything. I mean, what's stopping you from sending me a message? Am I not that attractive for you? Or maybe you find me a bit intimidating or something.

When I was younger, I used to be an outgoing and adventurous lass. Now that I am a bit older, I tend to be more reserved and timid. I guess being an adult made me into a more boring human being. I would like to find a man who can show me once again h...

Exploring is what I enjoy the most as having an exciting discovery amuses me. Sometimes it gets so hot that I always end up against the wall or on a kitchen countertop, and that has never disappointed me.

Been single for some time now and I think it's bloody time I do something about it. No more sitting around and feeling sorry for myself. I have a great personality and hung like a horse too. I can make you laugh during the day and moan all night long...