Not to toot my own horn, but I am going to be the best you've ever had the pleasure of jumping into bed with. I do no strings attached, I won't ever be convinced to sign up for a serious or long term commitment. Single and planning to stay single.

I am the kind of lady who will keep stuffing your face with pizzas and shepherd pie until your body becomes too fat for other girls. It would be hard to cheat with someone if you are not that attractive any more.

Send me a message if you think your dick is bigger than mine. I hate lads who love to overegg their pudding. I get it that size matters, but this doesn't mean that you should add a few inches to your cock when you are talking with someone.

I am looking for a nice lad who can give me the kind of pleasure I've been missing out all my life. The man I want should have the right size of cock that can make my asshole gaping wide. If you are confident enough, send me a message.

Let's do the dirtiest thing we can ever think of. My bumhole is acting really naughty, and I assume it's because it's been days since it has experienced a titillating shagging session with one of the hot men in the pub where I love going.