If you want to be truly happy, you should choose a lady who can understand you. She should be happy for having a guy like you in her life. Also, that lady should know how to perfectly accept all your imperfections.

If you are on the hunt for a lass who would allow you to enter in her back passage, I can say that I’m perfect for you! I love having my asshole pounded fast and wild by a lad’s knob or fingers. Anyway, message me if you want me!

For me, life is too short to look for the perfect gentleman. I would prefer to settle with an average man now than to spend a lifetime waiting for someone that has no assurance whether he will come or not.

I'm not ashamed to admit that my mind is filled with filthy thoughts day in, day out. If only you could see and hear my thoughts, you'd probably become randy right there and then. This is why, even at noon, I'm on the sofa wanking.

Funny and wicked. I'll keep you on your toes and not even going to let you guess what I'm going to do next. I am flirty and lots of fun to be around, never gonna have a dull moment with me. When it comes to the bedroom, I make sure that blokes leave...