I'm not ashamed to admit that my mind is filled with filthy thoughts day in, day out. If only you could see and hear my thoughts, you'd probably become randy right there and then. This is why, even at noon, I'm on the sofa wanking.

An aquaphile who enjoys any activities by the water. So far, what gives me joy the most is playing volleyball while my feet are on the wet sand. And of course, having sex on the boat is at the top of my list.

What instantly makes me weak at the knees? A bloke who has a button up shirt on with the sleeves neatly folded up to his biceps. The sight always makes me lick my lips with hunger. Maybe ask if he could choke me in bed just so I could see his muscles...

Men who have perfect tan skin are to die for. They exude that strong aura or sex appeal that makes me drool over them. If I come across a man with tanned skin, I'm bloody sure that I'll do everything to get him pound inside me.

There is truly nothing better than finding someone who does not only know how to take care of my big thrupney bits but also knows how to handle my sweet John Thomas. Message me if you think you could take care of the two most important parts in my bo...