I'm not ashamed to admit that my mind is filled with filthy thoughts day in, day out. If only you could see and hear my thoughts, you'd probably become randy right there and then. This is why, even at noon, I'm on the sofa wanking.

Whenever I’m feeling naughty and horny, I just stare at another dishy lad’s photo and start rubbing my dangly-bits. And as I reach the climax, I just imagine receiving his deep thrusts inside my asshole.

Been spending my down days drowning myself in unhealthy snacks and watching sappy movies. How I would prefer to spend it though would be having my legs wrapped around a bloke's waist and riding him for all my worth.

I'd like to say that I have a sexy imagination rather than a dirty mind. Daydreams of being tied up and gagged always plagues me. Keeps me up at night, with my hands around my aching knob and vibe in my arseholse.

Been single for some time now and I think it's bloody time I do something about it. No more sitting around and feeling sorry for myself. I have a great personality and hung like a horse too. I can make you laugh during the day and moan all night long...